Newsflash: No one cares that you’re leaving Facebook. So leave quietly and graciously. We beg you, please.
You ever wonder what life would be like if people were as dramatic in person as they are on Facebook?
College Humor takes a look at this subject in a new video that skewers people who can’t leave Facebook without a bunch of melodramatic drivel.
Farewell my friends and casual acquaintances! Goodbye people-I-kind-of-knew from high school! If you ever share my epiphany in the future you may join me on the enlightened plain outside.
Hey dude, just leave already and to all the rest of you who decide to shut down your Facebook profile, just do it quietly. Mkay?!?!